Asked what that would look like, Curry said, "As you know, I am the most recognized Anglican leader in the world today...some 2 billion people watched me talk about "lurv" to a royal couple and I have the needed gravitas to make this work. I'm black, which gives me creds with the Africans and I speak American English good enough to be understood by white folk even when I jibber jabber. Heavens, they even understood me in England recently. Truth be told I also have a bigger name recognition than Justin.

Asked about his strategy Curry said; "I think it is time for the GAFCON 'ginger group' to sit down with Beloved Leader and iron out their differences. The Church of England is our spiritual and ancestral home and the mostly African leaders need to get with the program. They also said they would never split from Canterbury. My mission is to 'thaw out God's frozen people.' And the Africans are definitely frozen."

Asked if he might be asking the GAFCON leaders do all the compromising, Curry responded; "Look, we have the money and you need to follow the money, that should tell you everything. Furthermore, when they understand the 'power of love' as I told Harry and Meghan, then they will see things my way.

"Furthermore, Justin told me that he will send Josiah Idowu-Fearon, a former Nigerian Anglican bishop and Secretary General of the Anglican Consultative Council, to seal the deal. And you know how much they love him in Nigeria."

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