Why was there no mention of the facts that terrorized the French people for several hours? Why? This is not the first time Islamic terrorists (yes, they were Islamic terrorists) have plotted to kill French people. Think Charlie Hebdo. And the frightening thing is that ISIS is also attacking other Arab Islamists who don't fully agree with them about the prophet's call to wipe out unbelievers. Think Beirut.

"We found a handful of closeted Christians in Albany, Central Florida and a single white male in a small rural town in Idaho, but the Episcopal gentleman there told us not to mention his name, fearing retribution from his bishop.

"My G-d, if the bishop ever found out I was a true believing Episcopal Christian, my head would be thrust down the proverbial crapper," he told the surveyor.

"As I have said my prayers and sought counsel, it has seemed to me like the work I was called to do is as complete as it can be," Bishop Duncan told hundreds gathered for the diocese's annual convention at St. Stephen Church in Sewickley.

"The years of conflict--and of course, correction--within the body of Christ are past now," he said. "The challenge ahead is one of strengthening the church for discipleship and evangelization in a hostile and needy nation and world."

Following this odd beginning, former Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts-Schori answered Curry's three knocks on the Cathedral doors. The two leaders joined together, both dressed in impressive white chasubles and miters, and swept around the Cathedral looking something like two Merlins from the King Arthur legend. Immediately these two magicians moved into the Baptismal Renewal of Vows with Jefferts-Schori praying sanctification over the water.